If you’ve been a subscriber for awhile now, you know that I rarely use this to promote my superfluous wares (read: stuff I sell to make money to eat).
However, this is one of those rare times.
As you likely know, it takes time to ship things this time of year, so order early to make sure gifts arrive before the holidays.
Here are some great gift ideas that I would love if you bought multiples of:
‘Welcome To The Stupidpocalypse: Survival Tips For The Dumbageddon’
My book! Packed with 44 short essays that you can pick up and put down as you find the time. I’m not saying it’s a bathroom reader but I’m also not not saying that.
It’s my take on politics, social media, America, Canada, family, marriage and more.
If one likes my my videos, one would like this.
Plus the foreword is written by Ryan Reynolds, the middleword by Mary Trump, and the afterword by Colin Mochrie… and yes, really.
Price: $18-50
Buy it here (signed copies available too): Stupidpocalypse.com
PeaceLoveCanada.ca and Canada AF
In November of 2020 we started PeaceLoveCanada.ca because our bank kept pestering us for mortgage payments during that pesky pandemic.
It worked.
PeaceLoveCanada.ca merch has now been worn by thousands all around the planet.
In 2023 we started Canada AF (a division of PLC). A collection of distinctly Canadian apparel that celebrates everything from our passive-aggressiveness to milk bags.
From t-shirts and hoodies, to keychains, toques and stickers, there is the perfect gift for the perfect person (or even just that guy in the office you got for Secret Santa) right here.
BONUS: Every order is carefully cared for and processed by the lovely Shannon.
Price: $6 - 88
Buy here: PeaceLoveCanada.ca
S&G
Initially I set out to make my own whiskey, but then I found out that it’s quite difficult to make a good whiskey and it takes forever.
Then I teamed up with Junction 56 Distillery here in Stratford and they helped me create S&G, a pure Canadian spirit with a hint of butter tart.
The name stands for ‘Sex and Gold’ which is what you put in a blender to make a butter tart.
*NOTE: S&G was supposed to be in stores this year but the distillery haven’t been able to make that happen, so I have decided this will likely be the final batch.
Why? It costs an absolute fortune to ship and it can only be sold in Canada.
At the time of me writing this, there are only 143 bottles left on the planet.
Price: $35 (pus a million dollars shipping - only in Canada)
Buy here: Junction 56
A CAMEO VIDEO MESSAGE FROM ME
I didn’t want to do Cameo video messages.
It seemed silly to me but then… I saw the reaction people had to the videos.
If you’re looking for a gift for someone who is a superfan (or hates me - great mean gift) of me…
1. Get them checked out
2. Get them a Cameo from me
Price: $68
Buy here: Cameo
Thank you as always for all of your support.
You have literally made doing what I do for a living possible…
so it’s mainly your fault.
From our family to yours…
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays